[killing an icecream cone from the buffet]
    Samantha and I headed up to the Delaware Fair this past weekend. We were went to go see Yellowcard who was performing, but we got there a good four hours early so we could enjoy the fair.
    It was really weird. Her and I have gone to the MD-state fair several times but this was so much different. It was like 10 times bigger!
    The first interesting thing is that when we got to the fair we found out you have to pay $6 to get in. We had tickets for the concert but that didn’t cover the cost of entering the fair. But you literally had to enter the fair to get to where the concert was held.
     So this woman explained it to us and I pulled out the “I’m a reporter” line. I flashed her my camera and went to pull out my non-existent press pass. She just smiled and said “oh ok. You can go in.” So that was cool that Samantha and I got into the fair for free.
     The first thing we had to do was find Samantha a toilet because she realyyyyyyyyyyyy had to pee. We walked halfway across the fairgrounds when we finally found a bathroom.
     She went to use it while I snooped around a TV-Station remote location setup. The interesting fact about this is Stacy Sakia was there! She’s an anchor for WMDT. I always see her when I watch “Lost” and “Grey’s Antimony” because during commercial breaks she does the “Tonight at 11….” Speech.
     The interesting thing about her is that Sarah and I are baffled by her. We can’t tell if she’s white, black, Hispanic, Asian, or what! I mean one day she’s got a fro and is totally black looking. The next she looks like the whitest white girl I’ve ever seen. Then the next day she look Hawaiian!

     So I found it very interesting to see her in person. I realllyyyy wanted to ask what she was but by that point Samantha had finished peeing and flat out told me I wasn’t allowed to ask something like that.
     After leaving that building we walked around the fair grounds and made our way to the animals. It was kinda gross to be honest. There weren’t any baby animals! It was big fat stinky ones!

    From there we sort of started walking toward where the rides were but somehow ended up entering Midway Slots. It was sooooooo strange in there! It was like a mini-mini-mini-Atlantic City, but it was ONLY slot machines! The other interesting thing is that I swear to god there wasn’t one person (other than us) under the age of 50.
     Being the Wildman that I am I talked Samantha into gambling. We sat down and since I pretend to be her sugar daddy I gave her a one dollar bill and we spent the whole thing on a 2 cent slot machine.
      It actually took us about 10 minutes to spend a dollar each on the 2 cent slots. So it was kinda cool, but I honestly couldn’t spend more than that. I just have a problem with gambling. I don’t like it. The idea of just giving away money when you don’t know for sure if you’ll get anything from it… the concept just seriously bugs me and I can’t do it.
      At this point Samantha was getting hungry. I know what your thinking… “Samantha, craving food? NEVER!” hahahahahahaha. She got super excited because she say a sign saying that International Buffet at Midway Slots was only $5.99. She convinced me that we should eat there because it would be 100 times cheaper than buying like a pretzel and soda outside at the fair.
      We get in line and are surrounded by old people with canes and walkers when Samantha realize that the buffet is only $5.99 between the hours of 11p.m. and 2a.m. The real cost was $12.99. Well even so she talked me into doing it and we did.
  Our waitress was real nice, the food was uhhhhh interesting and after we ate it was time to go to the concert.  
[it looks like a statue but it is a real person]