I think both of these objects would make great gifts for Samantha. The first is a brainteaser that you can put on a bottle of wine. It locks in the cork so that it can’t be opened until you solve the puzzle. The puzzle also fits onto soda bottles and anything that has an elongated neck, but its just not as funny as having it on alcohol. I can just imagine someone already drunk trying to figure out how to open one of these things. Man it would be f*ing hilarious. The puzzles sell for $38 bucks.

    The next gift for Samantha is a watch, that doesn’t just tell time. Instead of having to count how many times she says “I love you” to figure out how drunk she is you can make her use her handy new watch, which has a built in breathalyzer. Of course the problem with a gift like this is drunk people think its funny and most likely would use it to compete and see who can get the higher blood alcohol level. The watch sells for $100.