Panda Porn is real(don’t worry the link goes to CNN not actual Panda Porn). I’m not joking.

What really gets me is, who are the people filming and editing the Panda Porn? Like working in the porn industry would be embarrassing enough, but Panda Porn has to be 100 times worse.

Can you image going home with a hot girl for thanksgiving? You meet her family for the first time and then when they ask you what you do you say, ?Panda Porn.? Like that must be a crazy reaction. Actually, now that I think about it, I totally need to put this in a screenplay.