Here is a link dump with some of the things I would have posted about while I was gone:

• David Goyer is directing “Magneto,” Marvel’s second spinoff of the “X-men” franchise.
• CNN attempted to cover Jodi Picoult writing “Wonder Woman” but its seriously OLD news. The only thing good that they emphasized is that Picoult is only the second woman in 66 years to write the book, which is really sad.
• “Studio 60” is still not canceled, but it might as well be. Even so, NBC is bringing it back on May 24^th for its final new episodes.
• NBC had its all time lowest week in ratings last week.
• Drive was canceled.
• Jack Valenti, former head of the MPAA and one of the most powerful people in the history of movies passed away.
• The inventor of the Play Station stepped down from his chief executive position.
• Edward Norton as Bruce Banner?
• Rosie is leaving “The View.”
• Hugh Grant pelted a paparatzi with beans.
• Alec Baldwin went crazy and cussed out his daughter while on the phone. He then later asked NBC to be released from his contract from “30 Rock” but the network refused to do so.
• I think all countries should make it a rule that it’s illegal to be kissed by Richard Gere.
• The “Babylon 5” direct to DVD movies helmed by J. Michael Stracynski will start coming out in July.
• Zach Braff is no longer starring in “Fletch” which is being helmed by “Scrubs” creator Bill Lawrence.
• A kid (using the same cell phone I have) texted “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in 15 seconds, which won her $25,000.
• A study in Ireland shows that text messaging is destroying written language.
• Seriously? Caffeinated soap?
• A “Muslim Dr. Ruth” is pissing off people in Egypt because she’s talking too much sex.
• An Earth-like planet that could sustain life has been found.
• Monkey’s play video games.