On his show last night, David Letterman seriously ripped Paris Hilton apart. If you missed it then you NEED to watch it. Here is just a sample of the goodness:

Letterman: Which do you prefer, New York City or Los Angeles?
Hilton: I like both. I like the weather in L.A. better but I love New York City.
Letterman: New York is exciting isn’t it?
Hilton: I was born here.
Letterman: Good for you. How did you like being in jail?