I’m totally stealing this from “Jim Smash.” It’s a Medusa gear from Oakley. Seriously, who the hell would buy this and why the hell would you buy this? Jim had this to say about it:

Check out this “Medusa” hat and goggles, by Oakley! Perfect for any aspiring urban-villain to battle Spiderman 2099! The hat is $500, the goggles $250

LOL “Spider-Man 2099″ hahaha!