Playboy is launching an energy drink and had a recent sponsor party in Massachusetts crashed by the cops. It wasn’t because of drugs or anything nefarious. The police closed down the event because Playboy hired midgets to dress as oompa loompas while bartending and apparently that’s illegal in Massachusetts:

Chapter 272: Section 33. Exhibition of deformities
Section 33. Whoever exhibits for hire an albino person, a minor or mentally ill person who is deformed or a person who has an appearance of deformity produced by artificial means shall be punished by a fine of not more than five hundred dollars.