5 Reasons I have no desire to see “Speed Racer” in the theater (I’ll of course watch it on DVD cause I watch everything on DVD).

• Don’t want to have a seizure. You’d think Hollywood would have learned from those flashy Japanese cartoons in the 90’s.
• Does anyone remember “Matrix: Reloaded & Revolution.”
• Christina Ricci has scary bug eyes in the trailer and the thought of them on a big screen is terrifying.
• Let’s say that hypothetically it ends up actually being an “ok” movie (which it won’t be) even then it still won’t compare to people’s memory of the cartoon.
• Seeing Mathew Fox as Racer X will make me think less of Jack and I just can’t do that to Jack.