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October 18, 2006

David Bowie on "Venture Bros."

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   Why aren’t you watching “Venture Bros?” If you were watching it, you would have seen David Bowie & Iggy Pop in a special two part episode. One of the best lines was “Holy Crap! That guy from the labyrinth turned into a giant bald eagle!”

OC Premier Preview

The first few minutes of “The O.C.” season premier is up on Your Tube. The show in full can be seen on Thursday Nov. 2. The screenshot to the side is Ryan all torn up from cage fighting. I kid you not. It seems he cannot deal with his emotional pain from Marisa’s death so he converts it into physical pain that he can deal with.

October 17, 2006

Rosie O'Donnell Spin-off!

Woah. According to here there may be a Rosie O'Donnell spin-off to the character she has been playing on "Nip/Tuck." On the show her character won a 300 million plus lottery and then used the money to get some plastic surgery done as well as pay to have nasty sex with Dr. Christian Troy. In all fairness though, it was one of the better episodes of the new season.

Heroes: Claire's Crash

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   Don’t want to wait to find out how the car-crash cliff hanger on last night’s “Heroes” resolves itself? Then check out NBC’s weekly online-comic that gives a peak at what happens.

Allan Heinberg on Grey's

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Allan Heinberg (most of you comic book readers know him from “Young Avengers”) made his first post on the “Grey’s Anatomy” blog. His new job (being part of “Grey’s” writing staff) is what has been keeping him from comics. Although there is nothing juicy in his post, writers or fans of Heinberg may find it interesting how he relates the themes of last week’s episode to real life.

October 16, 2006

TV Briefs

“7th Heaven” aired for the first time on a Sunday night. The CW moved it from it’s Monday time slot, which it held for 10 years, in hopes of boosting ratings. Instead, it lost roughly a million viewers, only pulling in 3.1 million. I bet CW president Dawn Ostroff is kicking herself for killing “Everwood” and resurrecting “7th Heaven.”

Speaking of “Everwood,” the show’s creator is now running ABC’s “Brothers & Sisters and I’m sure most of us are happy that it was just picked up for a full 22 episodes. Take that Ostroff!

Salma Hayek's, executive producer of “Ugly Betty,” will be getting some screen time during November sweeps. According to ABC’s press release, she will be playing, "a newcomer to the Mode scene who will leave a lasting impression on Daniel Meade (Eric Mabius) and Betty Suarez (America Ferrera)."

"Lost" Wedding?

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This photo was taken on the set of "Lost" but it's not clear as to if it was for a present day scene or a flashback. There have been hints that Kate was once married, so this could be a flashback about that or it could be present day and The Others are making her dress up. The tropical setting seems like a clue suggesting that this is present day, but you have to remember that the show is filmed on Hawaii.

October 13, 2006

"Grey's Anatmoy" gets Physical

    It seems ego’s clashing on the set of “Grey’s Anatomy” brought near-blows between Patrick Dempsey (McDreamy) and Isaiah Washington (Dr. Burke).
    It seems there was a disagreement about how a scene should be filmed, but Washington was also jealous about the magazine covers Dempsey has been doing.
    "We were like two baseball players . . . nose-to-nose. We had a difference of opinions while working on set but we've resolved it,” Washington told People magazine. “Our faces are too beautiful for it to have come to an actual fight, but I've never been that close to [Patrick] before. He has really pretty blue eyes."
    At first I was doubtful of People’s coverage of the event but two of my major spoiler sites have confirmed that the near altercation did happen and they verified the reasons behind it.

TV Briefs

    ABC doesn’t like them pretty, it’s ordered a full 22 episodes of “Ugly Betty,” and god help this country because I seriously have no idea why anyone watches the show. My problem with it is that its like an ABC Family movie in terms of cheese-factor and depth and don’t get me wrong, I enjoy my cheesy ABC Family movies every once in a while, but I don’t want to watch one every week. Every episode of “Ugly Betty” is the same. Betty is an outcast. She gets made fun of/picked on. She does something to prove herself. She ends up saving the day. …but by the next episode she’s an outcast again and the whole damn cycle repeats.

    On CBS “Jericho” got picked up for a full season. The show saw a spike in ratings this week, most likely thanks to Kim Jong II since it’s about a small Kansas town surviving after nuclear bombs are dropped on the rest of the country.

    Also on Wednesday nights, “Lost” has seen a drop in ratings. The show was already down 20 percent from its premier last year and saw another 10 percent drop this week.  It still got a 10.2/15 rating, but was beat out by CBS’s “Criminal Mind,” which is VERY scary. The numbers aren’t low enough for ABC to cancel “Lost” but it’s not a good sign.

    Meanwhile, additional scripts were ordered for NBC’s “Kidnapped,” “Friday Night Lights” and Fox’s “Standoff,” while “Medium” was giving a Nov. 15 premier date for its third season. This is a show I discovered on DVD and I’m excited to watch it on air.

October 10, 2006

Heroes Comic Book

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    Every week, after a new episode of “Heroes” airs, NBC posts a mini-comic on their website that takes place in the Heroes-Universe. So far three comics have been posted and two were really lame.
    But the third one is interesting.
    It focuses on Hiro. The first thing that I found shocking was that he rips up an issue of “Action Comics #1.” I’m sorry but I can’t imagine ANY comic-book reader doing that. It’s just so over the top. It’s also odd that he keeps it in a chest and doesn’t use a sleeve or anything else to protect t.
    But even with that happening, we also learn that the reason his mother named him “Hiro” was because his grandfather died at Hiroshima. We also learn that the reason he’s so motivated to be a hero and to use his powers for good is because he doesn’t want any family to be broken like his was after Hiroshima. That’s why he’s so adamant about stopping the nuclear bomb from going off in NYC.
    I was actually surprised that they shared so much character motivation in the online comic as opposed to the actual show.
    Ratings Note: “Heroes” did 8.1/12 last night. Those are decent numbers and an increase from its ratings last week (7.6/11) so its no surprise that NBC already picked it up for a full season.  I’m sad that “Studio 60” only did 5.8/9 and I’m worried it’s going to get canceled.

Monk meets his Dad

   USA sent out press release today saying that Dan Hedaya will guest star on “Monk” playing Monk’s father. This is really odd because the character has been talked about for five seasons, but has never appeared.
   Since meeting Monk’s father is such a special occasion, USA is running the episode on Nov. 17 as a “Christmas Special.”  The plot has Jack Monk show up at Christmas party asking his son for help, even though the two have not seen each other for 40 years.

October 06, 2006

The Third season starts... NOW!

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   I enjoy the show a lot, but I don't go nuts over it like a lot of people. I'd much rather settle down on the couch with "Grey's" "Gilmore Girls" or "Veronica Mars." However, it is a fraking awsome show. I mean it's so awsome that "frak" has been used on "VM" "GG" and "The Office," making it part of pop culture instead of just a cult hit.

Show Me The Shatner


   I hate game shows, but having William Shatner host one make it worth checking out.
   Shatner has signed on to host “Show Me The Money,” a new game show for ABC. The show will air sometime later this season and comes from Endemol USA, the go-to game-show producers behind "Deal or No Deal" and another ABC effort, "Set for Life."
   Little is known about the show other than contestants will answer triva questions to win money and they can instantly lose it all.
   "Bill was the guy we wanted from day one to host 'Show Me the Money,'" Endemol USA President David Goldberg said in a press release. "More than anything, we were looking for a great showman, and in addition to being an instantly recognizable entertainer to audiences of all ages, Bill's got a naturally warm and witty presence that is simply perfect for the material."
    All you “Boston Legal” fans, have no fear. Shatner will continue playing Denny Crane and the new hosting gig won’t interfere with his time in court.

Lost Season 3 Premier

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  The season premier of lost was interesting. In the minutes leading up the first commercial break, I could tell something was different. The dialogue seemed tighter than normal and just better than it has been for awhile. As soon as the opening credits rolled by it was revealed that J.J. Abrams himself penned the episode. From that point on I just sat back and enjoyed the episode for what it was without worrying about any big reveals.
(There are spoilers so continue after the break if you don’t care.)

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TV Casualties and Saves

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   The CW makes the first big schedule change by swapping their Monday and Sunday night lineups. “7th Heaven” and “Runaways” will now be on Sundays starting at 8p.m. while sitcoms will take their place on Mondays.
    Doing another shuffle are Fox’s new dramas. After the baseball hiatus ends, “Standoff” “Justice” and “Vanished” will all have new time slots. “Standoff” will air an hour early on Tuesdays, “Justice” will follow “Prison Break” on Mondays while “Vanished” will kick off Fridays at 8p.m.
    NBC has put “Kidnapped” to rest. The show was bad so I don’t feel bad about it.
    Sci Fi renewed “Eureka” for another full season and picked up “Who Wants To Be A Superhero” for another round. The reality show is also being expanded from 6 episodes to 10. Sarah told me I should try out just so people could make fun of me. I told her "hell no!"
updated @ 4:46:
NBC picked up "Heroes" for full season and CBS grabbed "Old Christine" and "The Unit" for full second seasons. CBS also gave "Smith" the axe.

October 03, 2006

"Heroes" spurs lawsuit

    Remember the scene in the first episode of “Heroes” where the cheerleader sticks her hand down a garbage disposal? Well Emerson (a garbage disposer company) is suing NBC saying that the scene makes their disposers look bad.
    I’m not joking.
    Emerson filed the lawsuit in a St. Louis federal court yesterday, seeking to block rebroadcasts of the "Heroes" pilot.
    The suit says that the show “casts the disposer in an unsavory light, irreparably tarnishing the product" by suggesting that serious injuries will result "in the event consumers were to accidentally insert their hand into one."
     So what does Emerson think would happen if someone were to shove their hand down a garbage disposal drain? They think it would be fine and dandy? Have they never seen any of the billion of horror movies where similar things happen? What the heck is their problem?
    Ok ok ok… this is American. People sue for stupid reasons just so they can become rich. ONLY Emerson isn’t suing NBC for money. All they want is the pilot episode to not be re-aired online or one any TV station. "It's a trademark thing," spokesman Dan Callahan tells the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

October 02, 2006

Venture Bros/Scooby Doo Crossover

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   Had my first bit of free time today and caught up on three episodes of “The Venture Bros.” Man I love this show. I’m sad that the second season is ending soon and we are going to have to wait a while before the third season starts.
   Out of the three episodes I watched today the one that stood out the most was “Viva los Muertos!” The premise isn’t important but a running subplot was having realistic “Scooby Doo” characters.
   The leader of the group was named Ted (Fred). He was an ascot wearing, gun toting psycho that would keep Patty (Daphne) locked in the closet when she was bad. Val (Velma) was a man-hating lesbian who had a thing for Val and chained smoked. Sonny (Shaggy) was addicted to pain killers called “groovy snacks,” which makes sense since his dog was named Groovy (Scooby).
     If you hadn’t checked out “The Venture Bros.” you really need to! Download an episode off iTunes, get the first season from Netflix, watch it on Adult Swim! Or do whatever else you need to try out the show.

October 01, 2006

SNL was Watchable

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    Wow. Last night’s “SNL” was the best I’ve seen in a long time. It easily out did every episode from last year. The show kicked of with Dane Cook. Normally he gets on my nerves because he’s so over the top but he toned it down and was actually funny.
    Now don’t get me wrong. There is no perfect episode of “SNL” but like classic episodes, everything after “Weekend Update” sucked.
    “Weekend Update” was great in that it started with Brian Gumbel getting ready to take over the hosting gig left vacant by Tina Fey. He actually seemed upset when he was told that Seth Myers would be doing it. Of course Myers is no true replacement for Fey, but who would be? I think the biggest let down was that Myers and co-host Amy Pohler had no chemistry.
    My favorite skit of the night was actually a segment within “Weekend Update” where Darrel Hammond did his Bill Clinton impression. The SNL-version of Clinton is by far my favorite character that has ever been on the show. So it was great seeing Hammond do him.
    Another skit that impressed me was “Al Pachino Checks His Bank Balance.” All it was, was a guy impersonating Pachino while on the phone. It was very simple but hilarious.
    The oddest skit of the night was “Cubicle Fight.” It didn’t fit in with the show and since it was called a “digital short” it seemed like SNL was just doing it so that they could put it on the internet or hope it would become popular on Your Tube.
   All in all it was a good start to a season and I hope they can just keep up the quality.

September 29, 2006

Spike TV Cancels "Blade"

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    [Click above photo to enlarge] Today, all the news is from MySpace. This time “Blade” actress, Jill Wagner, posts that Spike TV has canceled the TV show.

September 26, 2006

Everwood Reunion

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   Everwood lives! Sorta... ok not really. BUT Greg Berlanti, one of the show's creators, is now heading ABC's "Brothers & Sisters" and he just let it slip that Dr. Andy, Treat Williams, will be comming to the new show. He's going to be a love interest for the newly widowed Sally Field. Right now Williams is only on board for one episode, but that could easily be extended. Also comming to the show is the very hot Emily Van Camp who will play Patricia Wettig's daughter.

Heroes

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    I love TV. I love it even better when it and comics overlap, but for some reason I was a tad disappointed in last night’s premier of “Heroes.” The episode was re-edited from the version I saw earlier this summer. In what I saw, the pilot was a 2-episode premier-event, NBC didn’t like that so they re-edited the show so that the first two episodes could stand alone. So if for some reason, this week’s episode didn’t click with you, just hang on for one more week. I promise it gets better.
    Then, to hold you over until the second episode airs, NBC has launched an online comic taking place in the “Heroes” universe. Even cooler is the fact that it was drawn by Michael Turner. More artwork and "Heroes/Comics" stuff can be found at 9th Wonders.

One Tree Hill 5th Season?

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     “One Tree Hill” kicks off its fourth season this week. Although I’m not a fan of the show (I just tape it and then fast foreword through like 80 percent of the episodes), one of the cool things they have done is that instead of having the kids be in high school and going to college in real-time, they split their senior year in half. So the fourth season is the second half of the characters senior year.
     Mark Schwahn, the shows creator, recently said this about a 5th season to Kristin from E!:

     "I do have a contingency plan for a fifth season. I think the ratings will be good this season, and I hope we're asked back. If we are, I'm game to stay for at least one more year. I would like to do something that's never been done with any teen-based show before. It's sort of unprecedented. If they grant us a fifth season, I want to skip college entirely. The kids [actors] are in their 20s, you know, they're 22 and 23, all the stuff that we've done is sort of college-esque in terms of the sort of advanced, accelerated behavior of our kids, so my idea is to skip ahead and fill in the blanks in flashback in season five. Nobody's ever done it. And what's cool is, like, if you drop in on Peyton, who's running her own record label or whatever, what happened?! At the end of the premiere, who's she going home to, first of all? And if she goes home alone, what happened and why isn't she with Lucas or Jake or whoever? So, I'm definitely game to stay with show if they let us and do it at least one more year."

Lost Experience

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     The “Lost Experience” game has ended. It was an “alternate reality game” that ABC used to keep hard core fans interested during the summer. It started last May and players found hidden messages and codes from websites, voice mail, TV ads, and newspaper adds.
     There were no winning prizes, but the experience offered clues that explained some of the island's many secrets.
    Comic book fans may remember Rachel Blake, the game’s protagonist, busted into a “Lost” panel and accused the producers of being part of a deep conspiracy.
    The biggest reveal I saw from the game were in the two final videos released to the web. The penultimate video explains the meaning of the numbers while the very last one reveals that Rachel Blake’s father is Alvar Hanso.

September 22, 2006

SNL 2006-2007 Cast

   I’m pretty sure I’m done watching Saturday Night Live. Shady stuff is going on.
   In a press release, NBC announced their new cast. Already gone were Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch, but surprises included fat man Horatio Sanz, Chris Parnell, and Finess Mitchell getting the boots too. Sanz and Parnell have been cast members for eight seasons while Mitchell has been one for three years.
    NBC said that every departure was mutual. Yet less than a month ago Sanz told NY Times, “I definitely enjoy the job and would like to stick with it," Sanz said. "It's fun, and there will be a lot of change, which could be a little exciting. I have no intention of leaving the show."
   Sounds like Sanz was being really mislead by someone.
    With Fey leaving, five year-member Seth Myers will be taking over as co-anchor for Weekend update with Amy Poehler, who I can’t stand.
     The full returning cast is:  Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Bill Hader, Darrell Hammond, Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson and Kristen Wiig.

September 19, 2006

Spelling on Smallville

Tori Spelling is doing an episode of “Smallville.” She’s going to play a reporter working with Chloe at the Danily Planet.  Fitting for her, she’s going to be a gossip columnist. Even better is she’s going to be the freak-of-the-week and have the power to turn herself into water!
Updated from Ausiello:
   I tracked down exec producer Al Gough inside the CW soiree to get more details on the camptastic casting coup. (Warning: major spoilers coming.) "It'll be our first episode back in January, and she'll be kind of our villain of the week," he reveals. "She'll be exposing the very big secrets that will be driving the second half of the season, and I can't tell you any of them. Zero." (Did you really think I'd let him off that easy?) "OK, I'll tell you one snippet," he continues. "Episode 11, which is our second episode back in January, is going to be called "Justice," and it'll basically be our first look at the Justice League. We're gonna have Green Arrow, Cyborg, Flash and Aquaman, played by Alan Rickman, who is coming back. That's gonna be our first Justice League episode." And where exactly is Wonder Woman? "Ask Joel Silver," Gough grumbles. "He's the producer; he controls the movie rights. We'd do a whole Wonder Woman series if we had Wonder Woman, but Joss Whedon is writing the movie, so we can't have her." Damn, damn, damn!

CSI & Dead Bodies

So last week in an apartment building in LA, crews were filming a scene for “CSI: New York” involving a mummified body, when an actual mummified body was found in the next apartment over. Well this week crews were filming in Miami for “CSI: Miami” when a dead body washed a shore. I’m sorry, but this just sounds like a marketing scheme to me.

Dead Zone and Psych Renewed

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    USA made me nervous when they renewed “4400” and “Monk” but gave no word about “Dead Zone” and “Psych.”  The network normally announces renewals in October so it was odd for them to announce the first two renewals in summer.
    It was pretty obvious that “Psych” was going to be renewed since it’s the new highest rated cable show this year. Plus its funny and fits well with “Monk.”  But I was getting really worried about “Dead Zone.”
    This season was supposed to be Anthony Michael Hall’s final season playing pysphic Johnny Smith from the Stephen King novel. So I found it odd when this season sort of just ended and they didn’t wrap up the overall long-going storyline. I was scared that the show was over and they wouldn’t give closure to their fans. So its awesome that it’s coming back again for another 13 episodes.

September 16, 2006

Goodbye WB

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   I’m heading home to the beach for a few days for Uncle Tim’s wedding. So the blog will be quiet. But before I headed off I wanted to remind everyone that Sunday from 5 to 10 will be the last time The WB airs anything before become CW.
     Before it goes away for forever, The WB is airing the four pilots from its most popular shows; “Dawson’s Creek,” “Felicity,” “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Angel.” For TV sluts like me this is a big deal since these are classics. But on a personal note, it’s even more special for me since “Dawsons” “Felicity” and “Buffy” are the three shows that first made me a TV addict.
    So even though I’ll be at a wedding on Sunday, I’m setting one of my VCRs for a bit of Nostalgia. Airtimes: Felicity5/4c Felicity (pilot), Angel6/5c Angel (pilot), Buffy7/6c Buffy the Vampire Slayer (pilot, two hours), Dawson9/8c Dawson's Creek (pilot).

September 12, 2006

The Office Marriage

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This photo is taken from actress Jenna Fischer’s myspace profile. She plays Pam on “The Office.” When it was first posted, the guy there, who plays her onscreen fiancé, was wearing a wedding ring. When someone asked about it, the photo was cropped so that the ring was no longer visible. This seems like major bad news for the Pam&Jim romance that accumulated in the season finale with a kiss.

September 09, 2006

“Venture Bros.” Renewed

    I first discovered “Venture Bros.” when it first appeared on Adult Swim several years ago. I feel in love with the show and was really excited after a long hiatus they were picked up for a second season.

     It seems that the DVD of the first season, which happened last spring, and episodes being available through Itunes, has caused a spike in ratings, making Adult Swim give an early renewal for a third season of the show.

     Jackson Publick, the shows creatator, posted in his livejournal, “…even though a relatively speedy Season 3 pickup is blowin' in the wind (if not official yet), it will probably be a little while before we regroup, get our heads together, and start writing more episodes.”

    He also pointed out that the second season should hit DVD next march. Man I’m going to be depressed waiting for the third season to start.

September 04, 2006

THE season is here!

The 2006-2007 TV season has arrived. To aid in your viewing, here is an excel grid of the fall primetime schedule. New shows are in bold. Enjoy!

NOTE: Important cable shows not listed include: “Doctor Who” and “Battlestar Galactica” on Sci-Fi and “Nip/Tuck” on FX.

September 01, 2006

Gilmore Girls and Studio 60 crossover?

laurengrahammattperry.jpg    Lauren Graham is doing a two episode arch on NBC’s new show “Studio 60.” The show is being helmed by Aaron Sorkin (The first few seasons of the “West Wing”) and is staring Mathew Perry.

    The interesting thing about this is that Graham is going to be playing herself as she hosts Studio 60, a SNL-type show. Even weirder is that Graham and Perry have been good friends for years, but rumors are swirling that the two are now a couple.

    (Note: Two of my main spoiler websites are in disagreement as to if they are a couple or not. One of them says “yes” and the other says “no” so I’m torn. I don’t know who to belive and that’s why I’m simply saying it’s a rumor.)

     One of the things I’m excited about is that Graham is very good at saying big words and talking fast because of “Gilmore Girls.” On that same note, Sorkin is known for being one of the best if not the best writer when it comes to using fast paced dialogue.

     The more and more I hear about “Studio 60” the more excited I get about the show.

August 29, 2006

Emmy Intro

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    We all know that the Emmys suck. But the intro to this year’s Emmys was AWSOME. Conan O’Brien jumped from TV show to TV show hitting up “Lost” “The Office” “24” “House” and “South Park.” Not only was it funny, but it made me super excited to think that all of these TV show are about to come back.

     One of the funniest moments was when Conan O’Brien says to Hurley from Lost, “I’ve got to get to the Emmys. You want to come with me?” Hurley responds with “We weren’t invited.” Conan says back, “But you won last year. Nothing makes sense anymore!”

    Hahahahhaa! Great stuff.

    Of course people are pissed about the intro because the “Lost” spoof had a plane crash and they just had that one in Kentucky, where 49 people died. NBC even sent out a formal apology for in a press release:

    "Our hearts and prayers go out to the many families who lost loved ones in the plane crash in Kentucky on Sunday, and to the entire community that has suffered this terrible loss. In no way would we ever want to make light of this terrible tragedy. The filmed opening during the Emmy telecast was meant to spoof some of television's most well-known scenes. The timing was unfortunate, and we regret any unintentional pain it may have caused."

    NBC didn’t cause the plane crash in Kentucky. What happened in Kentucky is very sad, but people are over reacting about the Emmy-intro.

Butt Groove Awards


    Screw the Emmy’s and their horrible system.
    Welcome to the First Annual Butt-Groove Awards. The winners of each category are below in bold, but before we get started William Shatner, our host for the evening, has a few words to share:
    “It’s an honor—to be here, tonight. I want to thank… my loyal fans. For always supporting me---”
   “Mr. Shatner!”
   “Of course I need to thank the woman--- I’ve slept with. Without them… I just wouldn’t be--- William--.”
    “Shatner!”
    “What?”
    “This isn’t an event for you. This is the First Annual Butt-Groove Awards. You’re the host.”
    “Good godman… shouldn’t George Takei be… hosting?”
    “No. This isn’t a gay thing. This is for TV shows that keep us glued to our seats, causing Butt-Grooves in our couches and chairs.”
    “Ever see--- the original Enterprise’s captain chair? I made a butt-groove… so fine that none ever… has compared.”
    “That’s uhhh… nice, but can you just go ahead and honor those TV shows and actors that kept us glued to our seats for the 2005-2006 TV season?”
    “I am being paid—for this?”
    “Yes. We got you two Swedish virgins and Rachel Ray to be your personal chef for a month, exactly like you requested. Then, it was harder, but we were able to get a pair of Candice Bergen's underwear."
    “Excellent--- Let's take this award show... to warp four. Out first category is-- ‘Best Hour Long Show…”

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August 26, 2006

2006 Butt-Groove Awards

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Screw the Emmy’s and their horrible system.

Welcome to the First Annual Butt-Groove Awards. These honors goes to those TV shows and actors that kept us glued to our seats for the 2005-2006 TV season, causing butt-grooves in our couches and lazyboys. The nominees are as followed, winners will be announced in the next few days:

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August 23, 2006

SNL Cast Change UP

saturday-night-live-cast2005.jpg   The photo to the right has last year's cast of "Saturday Night Live" and if Zap2it is right a lot of the big names won't be returning.
   Tina Fey announced this summer she was leaving to run her sitcom "30 Rock" and rumors are now swirling that Chris Parnel, Horatio Sans, Kennan Thompson and mabye even Darrel Hammond are leaving too.
   Continue reading to see Zap2it's full article...

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The 2006 Emmy's

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    The Emmy’s are this weekend (Sunday on NBC). A lot of people are upset about them because they tried a new nomination system and it backfired. Normally there is a panel that goes through and decides which shows should be nominated. This year members of the academy voted and a panel narrowed down the final list.

     The result of this year’s nominations were a slap in the face to many people. The new system was supposed to help underdogs like Lauren Graham (“Gilmore Girls”) get nods, but for some reason the final panel made some bad picks. They decided to honor long time actors for life time stuff as opposed to the things they are doing now.

     Instead of going through and sharing who I think will win like most people seem to do, I’m going to go through and select who I think SHOULD win. I know you think that this sounds like the same thing, but it isn’t.

    You see when guessing who will win you must take into consideration that The Emmy’s (like the Oscars) are a popularity contest. So when making a guess you need to think about who the members will vote for as opposed to who actually deserves it.

    My list of who SHOULD win of the nominated people (My picks are in bold):

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August 22, 2006

House

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     “House: Second Season” came out on DVD today. Because of my TV watching (almost every show on the major networks) I sometimes wait for new shows to reach DVD before I start watching. I watched the first season of “House” last winter and was moved.

     I LOVE this show, but it’s all because of House (the character) and the amazing job Hugh Laurie does with him. House is one of the best characters I’ve ever seen on a TV show and one of the best written.   You NEED to watch his show for the characterization. There is so much a person can learn about writing from watching just one episode.
     Basically, for those of you uncultured, “House” is a medical version of “CSI.” Only it is ten times better. House and his team come across people with weird medical conditions and spend the show trying to figure out what is wrong with them. Sometimes they save the patients and sometimes they don’t. Part of me almost wishes House were a real person and we could take my dad to see him, but he’s not.

     So I’m cramming in the whole second season so that when the third season launches on Sept. 5 I can watch it. To compensate, “CSI: NY” and “CSI: Miami” have both become shows I’ll watch once they reach DVD.

Goodbye Stargate

stargatesg11.jpg     MGM studios canceled "Stargate SG1." The show will wrap the summer session in a month and then come back next winter for three final episodes for a grand total of 215. Just last week the show aired its 200th episode, the only science fiction show to last that long.
    "Stargate: Atlantis" the show's spinoff was renewed for a fourth season and rumors are swirling that "SG-1" will become a movie or gain another spin-off.
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August 21, 2006

William Shatner

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     I had a rough day with car and girl drama (don’t feel like going into it) but my day turned better when I finally got home and remembered I taped the William Shatner Roast. Now I’m not a Trekkie and never will be, but I have to give Shatner props. That guy is THE MAN and his roast is one of the funniest things I’ve watched in a long time.

    I was laughing so hard and so non-stop that Sarah had to come shut my door because she was trying to study. My only disappointment about the whole thing is that I wish Shatner had done more talking.

    As I’m writing this, I’m trying to figure out when I became a Shatner fan. It’s odd because other people I would call myself a “fan of” are either writers like Brad Melzter or producers/writers like J. J. Abrams.

    I’ve never even seen an episode from the original “Star Trek” series so the first time I ever saw Shatner was when he did the movies. I really liked his character in “Miss Congeniality” but I think I truly became a fan when he was on the final season of “The Practice” (his character Denny Crane then became the lead on the spinoff “Boston Legal”).

    Denny Crane is one of my favorite characters of all time. The best thing about him is that he always says his name and when he does he says his full name. I totally do the same thing! Which reminds me, one of my best friends, I won’t say which, has told me that the reason I like Shatner is because I relate to him so much. He has a twisted sense of humor and a huge ego. I have a twisted sense of humor and a huge ego. …but the cool thing about him, and I hope I come off the same way, is that he doesn’t act arrogant or like a jerk. He’s aware of his ego and is playful about it.

    I’m not too familiar with a lot of Shatner’s old stuff. I know he did a lot of bad TV shows in the 70’s. But I think he’s funniest, not when he’s acting, but when he’s playing a character close to his own personality. Someone should come up with the “Best of Shatner Interviews” DVD which would collect TV interviews from shows way back when to present day.

TV Season Kicks off Tonight!

thumb-prisonbreak.jpg     Tonight is the start of the best sports season EVER. Nope, not foot ball or any other wussy sport. Tonight is the official start of the 2006-2007 TV season!

    In less than an hour is the season premier of “Prison Break” and series premier of “Vanished.” I’m not too excited about PB because thanks to my regular spoiler sites I already know the big twist and none of them are that exciting. The show really won’t pick up for a few episodes. 
    “Vanished” is ok. I’ve seen the pilot already and meant to type up a review but have been busy. It’s a good show to put with “PB” and will at least keep you busy until “24” is back in January.  Then over the next few weeks the majority of other FOX shows will launch for the year (They start their year early cause they take a break in the fall for the baseball finals).

    By mid-September all the other TV shows will start to come back. Personally, I’m antsy to see the final night of The WB before it becomes CW. You see it was the WB, specifically “Dawson’s Creek,” “Felicity,” and “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” that first got me hooked onto TV. So it’s fitting that on the final night of “The WB” they are airing the pilots of all three of those shows.

August 18, 2006

Chris Pratt ("Everwood") Joins "The O.C." Cast!

chris pratt.bmp This is directly from Ausiello. To read the full thing go here.

"Finally, I've got some good news for all you heartsick Everwood fans. The O.C. had the Bright idea (c'mon, I had to!) to cast Chris Pratt — aka Everwood's lovable blockhead Bright — for a multi-episode arc this season. He'll play Che, an environmentalist that Summer (Rachel Bilson) befriends while away at college. Unfortunately, we have to wait a few months before we see Pratt in action. His first air date coincides with the show's fourth-season premiere on Nov. 2. You don't, however, have to wait that long to read my exclusive Q&A with him, since Mr. Pratt just called me while driving around in New Mexico to discuss The O.C., adjusting to life after Everwood and the perils of dating your TV sibling."

This is soooooooo freaking great! Bright was my favorite character on "Everwood" and I'm so glad that Pratt is comming to the O.C. Maybe this means there is hope for the show to be decent. Of course I'm still bitter he's been dating Emily VanCamp for like three years.

Pilot Previews: Til Death

Thanks to the Internet, netflix, and a few random contacts I've gotten 10+ pilots for new TV shows. As a result I'm preparing a series of posts over the next few weeks where I'll share my opinions of them. So lets get started:tildeath.jpg 

 

Pilot Previews: Til Death
Sitcom on Fox
Thursdays 8:00pm to 8:30pm 
     Everyone knows about the “Seinfeld” curse right? It’s how all the main actors from the show can’t have another successful one? “Til Death” is the beginning of the “Everybody Loves Raymond” curse. 
     This sitcom starts Brad Garrett, who I normally like, but he’s just not funny here. I know I’m biased because generally speaking I don’t like sitcoms but this one just isn’t funny.
    The basic premise is that Garret and his wife are on day 8,743 of their marriage and newlyweds move in next store. That’s it. The concept was old by the end of the pilot. I don’t know how they will make this last a full year. 
    I’d compare it the worse episode of “According to Jim.” Yes, its that bad. Don’t bother watching it or waiting for a DVD.